Daddy’s Here

Nicholas Markle: Milo Yiannopoulos is here to make the internet great again, restore parity on college campuses, and maybe meet a few “persons of color” along the way. And he’s doing it looking better than you. His voice alone may serve as gay conversion therapy, just in the opposite direction that most think. Milo first…

Everything That’s Wrong With Student Journalism

Joonsoo Yi: Student journalism is what its literal phraseology represents: journalism run by students. Ergo, student journalism is a breeding ground for future journalists, a free trial of an actual product, if you will. So for most people, who are interested in becoming journalists, but do not intend to pay thousands of pounds for a…

How NOT to Write

Writing is an art-form, and as such, everyone writes differently. There is no “right” way of writing, but here are some of the writing styles I have come across that do not warrant its right to uniqueness, and are frankly moronic. Mr. William J. Joyce Shakespeare Jr.  Presently the wanton travail that confronts me, that…

How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?

Joonsoo Yi: My friend once said “how do you know whether or not you are not gay unless you have tried it?” It wasn’t a facetious remark. He is bisexual and he wanted me to have a foursome with his girlfriends. I was not taken aback by the offer (though it is quite an unusual…

Knights of the Old Republic: The Greatest Star Wars Story Ever Told

Andrew Dennis: As the Force Awakens builds up hype ahead (and probably after) its release, many fans will have their own awakening and begin searching through all the old Star Wars things that they have lying around. As a moderate fan myself, it is fair to say that the new films have awoken the Star…

Why Machines Spell Doom For Capitalism

Costas Mourselas: Let’s face it; we’re all a little terrified of machines. Technology has pretty much defined the 21st century, amidst the incredible advances made possible by machine operated factories, the smartphone and even the humble vending machine. While we appreciate the incredible contribution machines have made to making our lives easier and more comfortable,…

Lionel Messi: Beyond Sports

Joonsoo Yi: If you are quote-on-quote decent, or pretty damned good at something, then it’s normal to attract a hoard of people in their bruised ego to look down at you. Let’s say you are a really good singer-then more often than not you are likely to be infused with a barrage of plaudits that…

The Dark Horses: Can Ferrari Challenge Mercedes?

Callum Shannon: If you read my Formula 1 analysis in the last issue, you’ll remember that I predicted 2015 would be another dull Mercedes dominated season with a bit of interesting action thanks to the rookies. Well, Malaysia proved I was half right. Max Verstappen continued to impress, becoming the youngest point scorer in the…

Game of Thrones: Ultimate Spoiler Free Season 5 Preview

Callum Shannon We’ve had a damn long wait, but it’s only a few days until everybody’s favourite epic fantasy show makes its grand return to our screens. Game of Thrones is the most anticipated TV show of 2015 and from trailers released by HBO so far, we’ve got a lot to look forward to. Here’s…